Quick post to let y’all know I’m still alive, busy, and heading to NY soon. On a completely unrelated note, the winning number for Chicago’s Dec 25th evening pick-3 number was 666. Submit punchline below:
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“The path of the lottery winner is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
dani
lol – danny, i just read that out loud, gun shot sounds and all…
… and to which G-d said, “Oy, it’s about TIME that Lucifer get off his lazy tuchus and get some WORK DONE around here! What do I have to do, deflower another virgin without even touchin’ her? *sigh* … oy gevalt, what am I, CHOPPED LIVER? I send you plagues, I flood this place, but my Children, do they listen to me? Nooooo … they’re too busy schleppin’ around shopping malls and dancin’ for joy about some mensch in a RED SUIT! And Jeeze … oh, my son, my OWN SON became a CHRISTIAN!! NO WONDER MY BACK HURTS ALL THE TIME! At least that OTHER guy is posting more obvious signs … oy … I tell people that “timing is everything,” that’s what I DO, I’m ‘Father Time’ … and what does that guy do? ‘666’ right on the day of Chinese food and movies! Slap in the face, and I taught him everything he knows! … oy … I do all this, and what do I get?? GORNISCHT!! THAt’S WHAT!! … oy geva… *cough* … tawk amongst yaselves … I’m farklempt! You’ve got your topic … now … DISCUSS!!” (Sorry, Rabbi … I couldn’t help myself… don’t worry, I won’t quit my day job.) ;)
Busy or “busy?”
Sorry. Couldn’t resist.
“The path of the lottery winner is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
lol – danny, i just read that out loud, gun shot sounds and all…
… and to which G-d said, “Oy, it’s about TIME that Lucifer get off his lazy tuchus and get some WORK DONE around here! What do I have to do, deflower another virgin without even touchin’ her? *sigh* … oy gevalt, what am I, CHOPPED LIVER? I send you plagues, I flood this place, but my Children, do they listen to me? Nooooo … they’re too busy schleppin’ around shopping malls and dancin’ for joy about some mensch in a RED SUIT! And Jeeze … oh, my son, my OWN SON became a CHRISTIAN!! NO WONDER MY BACK HURTS ALL THE TIME! At least that OTHER guy is posting more obvious signs … oy … I tell people that “timing is everything,” that’s what I DO, I’m ‘Father Time’ … and what does that guy do? ‘666’ right on the day of Chinese food and movies! Slap in the face, and I taught him everything he knows! … oy … I do all this, and what do I get?? GORNISCHT!! THAt’S WHAT!! … oy geva… *cough* … tawk amongst yaselves … I’m farklempt! You’ve got your topic … now … DISCUSS!!”
(Sorry, Rabbi … I couldn’t help myself… don’t worry, I won’t quit my day job.) ;)