Job Your Name

February 15, 2004 Odds & Ends

Shaynale sends an Excel spreadsheet which determines your ideal job based on your name.
Here’s how I did:

  • Josh = Vibrator Tester
  • Joshua = Clown
  • Yuter = Rabbit Slayer
  • Josh Yuter = Computer Nerd
  • Joshua Yuter = Cowboy
  • Rabbi Josh Yuter = Mad Scientist
  • Rabbi Joshua Yuter = Village Idiot

I’d say this counts as conclusive scientific proof.

About The Author

Josh

Rabbi Yuter has been blogging at YUTOPIA since 2003 and currently lives in Jerusalem.

11 Comments

  1. Jon

    Jonathan Jacobs comes out as God.
    Beat that.

  2. Josh

    I admit it’s impressive, but as far as I know, that “ideal job” of yours has already been filled for some time and I don’t anticipate any layoffs in the near future.

  3. Josh

    I will also add that “God” returns “Professional Tramp”

  4. Shmuel

    How about this: Sam Reinman = Satan!
    God and Satan in the same apartment – no wonder it’s such a mess!!

  5. Shaya

    See the power of Gnumeric!
    http://yucs.org/~spotter/IdealJob.xls

  6. David

    You seem to have missed one:
    Rabbi Yuter = Lumberjack

  7. Meredith

    Meredith Fawn Scheck: Porn Star
    Miriam Fayga Scheck: Movie Star
    One wonders what movies the latter is in refernece to . . . perhaps a role in the next Agent Emes flick?

  8. Zev

    William Berger= God
    Zev Berger= Satan
    :)

  9. shosh

    Shosh = Internet Hacker
    Shoshana = Evil Boss
    both somewhat amusing… but the best is the result I got with my full English name… “Spinster with Cats”

  10. Shlomo

    Mighty Mordy = Superhero
    I never knew writing an open letter is superhero shtick!

  11. Reverdy Fanny

    I want to know my future job

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