Since I have my own personal blog now, I guess I can start moving some various nonesense over here. The following was written sometime in 2002. I was in Gruss in Israel and working with Russel on setting up an ADSL network in the computer room.

This song has been performed by me only once – that Purim in Dr. Jackson’s apt – and will probably never be performed (by me at least) again.

Trust me – this is a good thing.

First posted in my Slashdot Journal:

EVIL BEZEQ MAN

To the tune of “Secret Agent Man”

doo de doo
ba da da
doo de doo
ba da da

doo de doo
ba da da
doo de doo
ba da da

There’s an old retired army ranger
Who comes and installs phone lines for strangers
But with every move he makes
A DSL he breaks
I hope he’s not coming here tomorrow

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he’s gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

doo de doo
ba da da
doo de doo
ba da da

Be careful of the cables that you find
An active cable hides a working line
Be careful what you drill
Or you’ll take a nasty spill
I hope he’s not coming here tomorrow

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he’s gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

doo de doo
ba da da
doo de doo
ba da da

(guitar solo)

Splitting DSL lines on one day,
Drilling through the ceiling the next day,
But he let the wires slip,
The Rosh Kollel he did trip,
Odds are he’s not coming here tomorrow.

Evil Bezeq Man
Evil Bezeq Man
Well he’s gives another number
And he takes away your LAN

doo de doo
ba da da
doo de doo
ba da da…

(fade)