It seems that the audition was just a ruse to get me to sign up for the Arts Festival; there is no audition and I'm apparently on the bill. This means that choice 1 with 86% of the vote wins in that I'm playing, as does choice 3 with one vote in that I get to slap the person who suggested it.
The next question is what to do...
The Beatles? Eternally Popular no matter the crowd...
Play! I've probab;y heard as much as anyone, and I think the way you transition from one Jewish song to a heavy metal song back and forth is hysterical! If you came up with a 3 minute routine of one song to the next (you've already done stuff like that off the top of your head) and bill it as a commedy/commentary you would rock the place!
PS Happy Birthday!
Play Pachabell's canon. It will put everyone in an "End the madness" mood and piss off Chananya...what could be better?